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Class at 8 in the morning, tomorrow is going to suck.
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Lying is never going to get anyone anywhere in life. Everything that has happened recently is completely my fault. I wish I would of told the truth from the beginning, because now I have lost both my girlfriend and my best friend.
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I can’t stand when people say a baby’s age in months after a year old.
the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
I have actually heard someone say their kid is 34 months old.
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I hate it when people are at your house and ask,
“Hey do you have a bathroom?”
-Nooooo not at all, we shit in the yard!
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